I still remain quite handsome, although I’ve lost my teeth. My head remains most elegant, and to my personal relief, my hair remains a golden dowdy, though refreshingly brief. I’m best described athletic, slim and tall, gyrate with an agile, bouncy, if not slightly hobbled gait. With a colouring of eyes that make a blue sky look quite wrong. I smile just like a sunrise that lasts the whole day long. With intelligence and an IQ that double figures match and Wittiness so lightning fast that few can ever catch My integrity is unquestioned my honesty’s intact. I can’t be bought without hard cash, and that’s a well-known fact. I smell like fresh spring flowers; I’m simply a wonderful surprise. You never ever catch me exaggerating, telling fibs, or lies.